Holiday spam en route

I'm thankful that I'm going to get a Thanksgiving Holiday spam email before the end of the week.
I can't wait until I receive my first spamalicious greeting!!! I'm eagerly anticipating this phony boloney (or should I say spam) b.s. Last year I got 2, which means more than 2 moronic marketers will concoct this type of message, place it in an automated email queue and broadcast this fiction:

"We believe Thanksgiving is just as important of a Holiday as Christmas and New Year's, that's why we chose to deliver this message of thankfulness for our friendship...you get the idea

Save it for your 'non-friends.' This type of thing is WORSE than spam and even worse than a computer generated holiday card that you didn't even know you sent. Happy Thanksgiving!!!